the following is a true story, only the names have been changed, to protect the guilty
well I left my job in my home town, and I headed for the smoke
got a rock 'n' roll band, and a fast right hand
gonna get to the top
nothin's gonna stop us no nothing
so if you got the money, we got the sound
you put it up, and we'll put it down
if you've got the dollar, we've got the song
just wanna boogie woogie all night long, yeah boogie
I got holes in my shoes, I got holes in my teeth
I got holes in my socks, I can't get no sleep
I’m trying to make a million
and I got patches, on the patches
on my old blue jeans
well they used to be blue, when they used to be new
when they used to be clean
but I got a momma, whose a hummer
just keepin' me alive
while I’m in the band room drinkin' with the boys
she's workin' nine to five, she knows her place that women
but just you wait
one of these days see me drivin' round town
in my rock 'n' rolls Royce with the sun roof down
my bottle of booze no summertime blues
shouting loud look at me in my rock 'n ' roll voice
no it ain't no fun, waiting round to be a millionaire
no it ain't no fun, waiting round to be a millionaire
do you believe me
it ain't no fun, waiting round to be a millionaire
it ain't no fun I don't care what they say, waiting round to be a millionaire
and drive a rolls Royce car
no it ain't no fun, you know it, waiting round to be a millionaire
no no no no no no no, no it ain't no fun, waiting round to be a millionaire
got a million dollar scream
well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) oh no
no it it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) that’s what I said
well it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) and I wanna be rich
no it it ain't no fun (ain't no fun) ain’t no fun digging this ditch
ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, you better believe me
ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
no it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
it ain't no fun (ain't no fun), no it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
I ain't having no fun (ain't no fun), No it ain't no fun (ain't no fun)
it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, no
it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire, it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
no it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
hey, hello Howard, how you doing friend, next door neighbour
getting you’re fucking Jumbo outta my airport
it ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire
